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"Hey guys, I think it's raining outside!"

Sorry neighbor. It wasn't raining. The parking lot was just all wet from washing the chalk off the asphalt. Normally we support most forms of chalk art, like this:

                                    

Or this

Although being where we are this might be more appropriate:

 Wow. Tangent. Anyway, when it involves someone's  telephone number 5 feet high it needs to be removed. Or that's what some of the girls tried to do. The victim started to receive text messages from all ages and ethnicities. (Although why someone would tell you their ethnicity after the third text is a little strange, but then again she did ask how old they were after the second)  It was pretty funny. Some of them even wanted to meet her. Creepy? A little.

Turns out the original prankers were continuing their mischievousness by using an app to text her from what she thought were different people. It  was hilarious when she found out she was still being played, I wish it happened in the parking lot so you all could have seen or heard it. But then again you might of, it was pretty loud. 

But seriously, if any of you can do this kind of art, please come by our parking lot!

One-upped

Most of you should remember the dancing man in one of our first posts. Well, maybe you don't remember the actual man since few were really there to witness it but how can you forget the youtube video we put up instead? If you haven't seen it, go watch it. It will bring a smile to your face, happiness to your heart and a little awkwardness to your stomach.

Well last night we had another visitor to our parking lot to challenge our original dancer. And we must admit this one was better. And it lasted longer so that added some points. We tried to video it but it didn't really work!  

 I promise he wasn't dancing to the beat of his own drum, there really was music. 

We could see him fine but it was too dark for the camera. Sorry, you guys missed out. Maybe there can be a repeat sometime a little earlier so we can actually film it this time. (Hint hint) 

JOSH

We had a recent reader comment on some of the terminology that has been used in this blog. So we thought we would help the un-named reader by defining the term he had a problem with.

Jay-Hanging: The act of technically not jay-walking across the street. This can be accomplished by skipping, leaping, dancing etc. This act is performed by Summers and Hall and whoever we choose to invite. It also is a term used when walking/running/dancing around town instead of driving. You cannot Jay-Hang in a car. 

To help clarify even more the definition of this term we have provided a video:

If you happen to see this going on around here, it's probably Summers. Unless it's at night. Then I might get over my embarrassment of acting in such a way in public. 

So there you go un-named reader. If any of you other lot loiterers would like a term to be defined, please let us know and we will be happy to help. It is now time to go do the homework I should have been doing. Maybe I can just hand in the link to this post..."Professor, I wasn't able to complete the assignment because of this blog post. Here is the link. As you will see it was essential for the education of others on some important terminology. Why yes, I do deserve an A." 

Hey stud

We have had an addition to the number lost on our front porch.

 Call me stud.

Due to lack of clarification we aren't sure what exactly this means. Do you want us to call you stud? Like, "Hey stud! How are you today?" "Ya that was Stud that just came by and wrote on our porch". In that case you either have an unusual family name or lack a little humility.
 Or are you calling us stud? Well, you are right, we are studs. Although usually we normally associate that with males. So. In case of confusion there are no males living here.

 We have asked several males currently present what the female equivalent of stud is. For clarification by stud we mean a really cool guy. A stud muffin, whatever that means.  Here is the list:

• Sassy
• Princess
• Gorgeous
• Pretty
• Beautiful

Hmmmm. We aren't sure about these options. They are nice but we were thinking something more like your...

• Excellency
• Majesty
• Grace
• Lady

Eh..... Maybe these options won't work out as well either. "She is an Excellency" or "She is such a Grace" sounds a little weird. I guess we might just have to stick with "She's a really cool girl". 

Cookies or a kiss?

So one of our neighbors has a sign in their window that says,

 "We kiss better than we cook." 

The harem apartment might have some competition on their hands. You males might want to head on over there and challenge that statement.

A group of guys just walked past and noticed your sign!! We said there were cute girls living there and they said they would have to go over sometime. Get your ovens ready...

Can I have your number?

    

If someone comes up to you on campus saying they have lost their number and requests yours, this may not be a pick up line! They might have really lost it. Or it may be a pickup line. Feel free to decide what you want it to be.                                                                                          

                           

Or if you really have lost yours and would like someone else's, feel free to take it!  

Wishing and hoping no more!

Post: 7
Who: Benny
What: Shout out to the engaged couple!

 While none of us were on our porch last night a happy couple was on theirs getting all engaged and stuff. Our door was open and we were in the front room so it kind of counts. We were watching Avengers when suddenly there was a burst of happy girl noises and as we looked out the door there was a group giving hugs all around. We assumed it was an engagement which was confirmed later. 

Congratulations! Whoot whoot! 

It happened to the apartment we mentioned earlier with the harem of guys going in and out. It seems those girls do know what they are doing. Maybe they sing this song every night before they go to bed.

Or they really do make good cookies....;)