Hey stud

We have had an addition to the number lost on our front porch.

 Call me stud.

Due to lack of clarification we aren't sure what exactly this means. Do you want us to call you stud? Like, "Hey stud! How are you today?" "Ya that was Stud that just came by and wrote on our porch". In that case you either have an unusual family name or lack a little humility.
 Or are you calling us stud? Well, you are right, we are studs. Although usually we normally associate that with males. So. In case of confusion there are no males living here.

 We have asked several males currently present what the female equivalent of stud is. For clarification by stud we mean a really cool guy. A stud muffin, whatever that means.  Here is the list:

• Sassy
• Princess
• Gorgeous
• Pretty
• Beautiful

Hmmmm. We aren't sure about these options. They are nice but we were thinking something more like your...

• Excellency
• Majesty
• Grace
• Lady

Eh..... Maybe these options won't work out as well either. "She is an Excellency" or "She is such a Grace" sounds a little weird. I guess we might just have to stick with "She's a really cool girl". 

Cookies or a kiss?

So one of our neighbors has a sign in their window that says,

 "We kiss better than we cook." 

The harem apartment might have some competition on their hands. You males might want to head on over there and challenge that statement.

A group of guys just walked past and noticed your sign!! We said there were cute girls living there and they said they would have to go over sometime. Get your ovens ready...

Can I have your number?

    

If someone comes up to you on campus saying they have lost their number and requests yours, this may not be a pick up line! They might have really lost it. Or it may be a pickup line. Feel free to decide what you want it to be.                                                                                          

                           

Or if you really have lost yours and would like someone else's, feel free to take it!  

Wishing and hoping no more!

Post: 7
Who: Benny
What: Shout out to the engaged couple!

 While none of us were on our porch last night a happy couple was on theirs getting all engaged and stuff. Our door was open and we were in the front room so it kind of counts. We were watching Avengers when suddenly there was a burst of happy girl noises and as we looked out the door there was a group giving hugs all around. We assumed it was an engagement which was confirmed later. 

Congratulations! Whoot whoot! 

It happened to the apartment we mentioned earlier with the harem of guys going in and out. It seems those girls do know what they are doing. Maybe they sing this song every night before they go to bed.

Or they really do make good cookies....;)

I was walking through the parking lot and what did I see...??

Post: 6
What: Tastes like chicken

"I'm tired and hungry. FHE..to go or not to go? I probably should. Ooops, watch out for that hole in the sidewalk. Oh look, it's the midget dumpster in our parking lot. There is a girl wandering around the dumpster with a camera. She looks lost. Wait a second...is she holding a rubber chicken?  Why yes, yes she is. Huh. I'm hungry......."

My heart will go on....and so is their singing

Post: 5
What: Titanic karaoke at a party in mexico
Who: Hall, Summers and Christison

Sunday night now. 11:00 p.m.

Thank you apartment....B something? I think. We enjoyed your karaoke rendition of "My heart will go on." It was great. Really though, it was pretty good! And I'm pretty sure your door opened while you were singing "Once more you open the door." Nice touch.

For those of you who were not serenaded this evening we have provided your own opportunity to sing it loud and proud to your parking lot. Go on. They'll love it so much they will probably blog about it. :)

Our neighbor just said something like. "Go back to Mexico and have a drink!" Hmmm. Mexico... sounds kind of nice with this cold weather coming. Who could we go have a drink with??? (non-alchoholic of course.)

How about these guys...

OR these guys. 

I have a feeling you for sure wouldn't need alcohol to be entertained with these three around.

Mexico anyone?

Sunday afternoon on the bench

Post: 4

What: Sunday afternoon 

Who: Hall, Summers, Christison, Smith

Yup. Sunday afternoons. There's not much going on in the lot so Christison is entertaining us. She said she didn't even get to the good part...